1. We’ll do anything we can to help your business
2. To save us the world from home videos
3. This guy
4. It’s free
5. You’re not getting any younger
6. Summer is coming. People are looking for your help.
7. Your gym rocks, and the other gym is meh
8. Because adding a pass is the WOD!
9. More people like this will come to your gym
10. It’s really easy.